Merry Christmas You Cunt
Merry Christmas You Twat
Merry Christmas To My Kind Of Alright Dad
Brussel Sprouts Coming Soon To A Table Near You
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cocktails
I Put Out For Santa Milk & Cookies
Santa Knows You Are Still A Knobhead
Fuck It, Why Not, It's Christmas
Ho Ho Ho Just A Reminder Of What You Are
Merry Christmas From The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You
Another Christmas And You Are Still A Disappointment
Merry Christmas From One Fabulous Cunt To Another
Stay Classy This Christmas Card
Fancy Getting Married Sometime?
Selfie Christmas Card
Christmas Is Like Having Bum Sex
Happy Fucking Christmas
Happy Christmas You Sexy Beast
Shave Your Minge It's Christmas You Hairy Bitch
Merry Christmas To Me Best Friend
From The One Who Puts Up With Your Snoring
Prettiest, Funniest, Sexiest Bitch I Know
Send You Something Amazing And Sexy
Happy Fucking Christmas You Sexy Bitch
Fuck You Christmas
Merry Christmas Motherfucker
Happy Christmas To My Stepdad
As It's Christmas I Will Show You My Tits
I'll Lick You Until You Cream
You Make My Fanny Flutter
You Make My Knob Throb
I Eat Poo Lick My Privates Then Your Face Dog Pet Animal
Happy Christmas To My Bestest Bitch
Don't Dare To Be This Weird With Anyone Else
Merry Christmas Saggy Tits
Merry Christmas Saggy Balls
Merry Christmas Sugar Tits
Amazing As Me From Your Balls Dad
Happy Christmas To My Bestie
Thanks For Picking Up My Shit