Something Sexy In The Postbox
I'll Lick Yours If You Suck Mine
Gift To You I Will Lick You Until You Scream
Lick You Until You Cream
Knob Throb Happy Valentine's Day
Fanny Flutter Happy Valentine's Day
You Might Be A Dickhead But You Are My Dickhead - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
Fancy Getting Married Sometime?
Someone Out There Loves You
You Are A Cunt
You Are A Dickhead
I Really Really Love You
You Are A Cunt But I Still Love You
I Love You More Than My Phone
I Love You More Than Anything Expect From The Cat
Down On you
Wetter Than A Mermaid
Thought You Were Just A One Night Stand
I May Be Vegan...
Something Tells Me I'm Going To Love You Forever
You Make Me Tingle In All The Right Places
I Love You More Than You Annoy Me
Love Is Putting Up With What You Watch On TV
Love, Sex & Handcuffs
Real Men Don't Wear Pink They Eat It
You Are In My Inappropriate Thoughts
I Give You Permission To Wake Me If You Get Horny
Weekdays Rude Valentines'd Day Card
I Would Bend Over Forwards For You
I Love You Not Just Because You Have Pair of Amazing Tits
I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Arse
I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Penis
Every Yawn Is A Potential Blow Job If You're Fast Enough
I'll Lick You Until You Cream ~ Rude Naughty Dirty
You Make My Fanny Flutter
You Make My Knob Throb
There Is Gnome One Like You ~ Greetings Card
Loving You Is The Best Part Of My Day... Right Behind Taking My Bra Off Card
My Crazy Matches Your Crazy ~ Greetings Card
You're My Favourite Person To Watching Love Island With ~ Greetings Card