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I Might Not Be From Your Sack But I Know You've Always Got My Back

I Might Not Be From Your Sack But I Know You've Always Got My Back Merry Christmas

I Only Have Mince Pies For You. Christmas

I Prefer The Cat To You

I Promise To Always Be By Your Side

I Promise To Move Out Eventually. Leaving. Leavers.

I Put My Phone Down To Write In This Card

I Put Out For Santa Milk & Cookies

I Really Really Love You

I Shaved My Minge Just For You

I Smile Because You Are My Dad And Laugh Because There Is Nothing You Can Do About It

I Stroke Your Face While You're Asleep. Sometimes I Stroke Other Stuff Too

I Think Being Your Least Disappointing Child Is Enough Of A Gift

I Think You Are Purrfect

I Thought This Card Would Be Better Than A Text

I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Live With You... Even Though There Are Some Days I Want To Kill You But I Wouldn't Because I Would Miss You Too Much

I Wanted To Get You What You've Always Wanted For Christmas But Unicorns Aren't Real... So You'll Have To Make Do With This Card Instead!

I Wanted To Get You What You've Always Wanted For Your Birthday But Unicorns Aren't Real... So You'll Have To Make Do With This Card Instead

I Was Going To Buy You A Better Card But I've Spent All My Money At The Petrol Station - Greeting Card - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd

I Was Going To Buy You A Christmas Present Until I Remembered You Are A Wanker

I Was Going To Buy You A Really Nice Birthday Card Until I Remembered You Are A Arsehole Cunt Whore Bellend Wanker Thundercunt Twat Knob Bastard Insulting Birthday Insult Ginger Card

I Was Going To Buy You A Really Nice Christmas Card Until I Remembered You Are A Cunt Whore Arsehole Bellend Wanker Ginger Thundercunt Twat Knob Bastard Insulting Xmas Insult Ginger Card

I Was Going To Buy You A Really Nice Valentines Day Card Until I Remembered You Are A Cunt Arsehole Miserable Wanker Whore Bellend Wanker Thundercunt Twat Knob Bastard Insulting Valentine's Insult

I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Birthday Card But I've Spent All My Money Topping Up My Car - Greeting Card - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd

I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Gift But I've Spent All My Money Filling Up My Car - Greeting Card - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd

I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Gift But I've Spent All My Money On Loo Roll ~ Corona

I Whale Always Love You

I Whale Always Love You

I Willy Love You ~ Comical Birthday Valentine's Day Anniversary Card - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day So We Could Get Pissed Before Lunch Without Being Judged!

I Would Bend Over Forwards For You

I Would Share My Last Loo Roll With You ~ Corona

I Would Totally Have Sexual Relations With You

I'll Give You A Blowjob But Only If You Do The Housework

I'll Give You A Tit Wank If You Do The Dishes

I'll Help You Come Even When I'm Done Because I Love You

I'll Lick You Until You Cream

I'll Lick You Until You Cream ~ Rude Naughty Dirty

I'll Lick Yours If You Suck Mine

I'll Suck Yours If You Lick Mine