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Little Seaman
Easy Peasy
We Make The Perfect Pear
Money Is Tight
This Will Do
Grumpy Old Git
Head To My Toes
Two Donkeys
Remember You Are
Best Poo Picker Upper
Never Shit In Your Bed
Could Not Afford The Lights
Lay Next To
Annoy You For The Rest Of My Days
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist
I Love Your Personality
Your Face Looks Good Between My Legs
I Licked My Bum Before Licking The Envelope From The Cat
Another Christmas And I Still Like You Surprised Too
It's Christmas Let's Be Pigs In Blankets
I Might Not Be From Your Sack But I Know You've Always Got My Back Merry Christmas
Chance Made Us Friends Being Cunts Made Us Best Friends
Thank Goodness You Are Home The Christmas Tree Just Fainted
Shave Your Hairy Flaps It's Christmas You Dirty Bitch
O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree Your Ornaments Are History
I Hope You Get All The Shit You Asked For This Christmas
Have A Cracking Christmas
To The Biggest Cock I Know
Happy Christmas From The One Who Always Leaves Presents
Hope Your Festivities Are Filled With Fun Booze And Christmas Cock Cake
Another Christmas And You Are Still As Fit As Fuck
The Only Thing That Could Ruin Christmas Is Your Mother
Being On The Naughty List This Year Is So Worth It
Deck The Halls With Gin & Tonic
Here's A Shit Card To Sum Up A Shit Year ~ Corona
Hope 2021 Will Be Less Sanitised & More Social ~ Corona
Biggest Dickhead Award For 2020 Goes To You ~ Corona
Survivor Of The Great Toilet Roll Shortage Of 2020 ~ Corona
Couldn't Be Bothered To Queue ~ Corona