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Couple / Love / Valentine's Day Cards

(18 & over - Not for the easily offended!)

You Are My Dickhead Card

You Might Be A Dickhead But You Are My Dickhead
Fancy Getting Married Sometime?

Fancy Getting Married Sometime?
Someone Out There Loves You

Someone Out There Loves You
Jason Momoa

Jason Momoa
Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy
You Are A Cunt

You Are A Cunt
You Are A Dickhead

You Are A Dickhead
I Really Really Love You

I Really Really Love You
You Are A Cunt But I Still Love You

You Are A Cunt But I Still Love You
I Love You More Than My Phone

I Love You More Than My Phone
I Love You More Than Anything Expect From The Cat

I Love You More Than Anything Expect From The Cat
Down On you

Down On you
A Spoonful Of Sugar

A Spoonful Of Sugar
Wetter Than A Mermaid

Wetter Than A Mermaid
Thought You Were Just A One Night Stand

Thought You Were Just A One Night Stand
I May Be Vegan...

I May Be Vegan...
Something Tells Me I'm Going To Love You Forever

Something Tells Me I'm Going To Love You Forever
You Make Me Tingle In All The Right Places

You Make Me Tingle In All The Right Places
I Love You More Than You Annoy Me

I Love You More Than You Annoy Me
Love Is Putting Up With What You Watch On TV

Love Is Putting Up With What You Watch On TV
Love, Sex & Handcuffs

Love, Sex & Handcuffs
Real Men Don't Wear Pink They Eat It

Real Men Don't Wear Pink They Eat It
You Are In My Inappropriate Thoughts

You Are In My Inappropriate Thoughts
I Give You Permission To Wake Me If You Get Horny

I Give You Permission To Wake Me If You Get Horny
Weekdays Rude Valentines'd Day Card

Weekdays Rude Valentines'd Day Card
I Would Bend Over Forwards For You

I Would Bend Over Forwards For You
I Love You Not Just Because You Have Pair of Amazing Tits

I Love You Not Just Because You Have Pair of Amazing Tits
I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Arse

I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Arse
I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Penis

I Love You Not Just Because You Have An Amazing Penis
Every Yawn Is A Potential Blow Job If You're Fast Enough

Every Yawn Is A Potential Blow Job If You're Fast Enough
I'll Lick You Until You Cream ~ Rude Naughty Dirty

I'll Lick You Until You Cream ~ Rude Naughty Dirty
You Make My Fanny Flutter

You Make My Fanny Flutter
You Make My Knob Throb

You Make My Knob Throb
There Is Gnome One Like You ~ Greetings Card

There Is Gnome One Like You ~ Greetings Card
Loving You Is The Best Part Of My Day... Right Behind Taking My Bra Off Card

Loving You Is The Best Part Of My Day... Right Behind Taking My Bra Off Card
My Crazy Matches Your Crazy ~ Greetings Card

My Crazy Matches Your Crazy ~ Greetings Card
You're My Favourite Person To Watching Love Island With ~ Greetings Card

You're My Favourite Person To Watching Love Island With ~ Greetings Card
Love You Nearly As Much As Love Island

I Love You Nearly As Much As Love Island #MuggledOff ~ Greetings Card
Love You More Than Love Island

Funny Love Island Themed Card ~ Love You More ~ Boyfriend / Girlfriend
I've Got A Text Card

I've Got A Text ~ #LoveIsland ~ Greetings Card