If People Were Door Handles You Would Be A Knob
Thank You
You Are Not New Or Normal ~ Corona
We Will Get Through This New Normal Together ~ Corona
New Normal Same Old ~ Corona
BAE Best Auntie Ever
Distanced But Not Distant ~ Corona
Twenty Twenty 2020 Shittest Year Ever ~ Corona
The Worst Time Ever But You Will Always Have Me ~ Corona
Stop Putting On Weight During Lockdown ~ Corona
Quarantini Martini ~ Corona
Can't See You But You Are Still A Cunt ~ Corona
If The Worst Happens You Can Wipe Your Arse With This Card ~ Corona
Sending You A Massive Paper Hug
There Is No One Else I Would Rather Be In Lockdown With ~ Corona
There Is Nobody Else I Would Rather Be Isolated With ~ Corona
This Card Has My Germs All Over It ~ Corona
In Case Of Emergency ~ Corona
Life Is Short And So Are My Legs ~ Sausage Dog
Please Don't Leave Me On My Own
Well Done On Passing Your Driving Test
Good Luck Finding Better Bitches
True Story My Sister Has The Best Sister
Your New Colleagues Are Going To Be Shit Compared To Us
Good Luck With Your New Job
Congratulations On Your Promotion
Far Too Fabulous To Be Straight
You Will Be Missed
Sorry That You Are Leaving
It's About Time You Fucked Off. Good Luck In Your New Job
We Are Going To Miss You
Everyone Brings Happiness ~ New Job
Good Riddance
True Friends Leave Paw Prints In Our Hearts
Even The Dog Thinks You Are A Cunt
Even The Cat Thinks You Are A Cunt
B Is For Brother & Bellend
Get Well Soon
My Nanny ~ Partner In Crime Mother's Day Card
Folding Laundry With A Toddler Card
