I Know When You Are Sleeping, I Know When You're Awake, I Know That You've Been A Horny Bastard And I Watch You Masturbate. Christmas
Alcohol Helping Families Tolerate One Another Over The Festive Period! Christmas
You're On Santa's Naughty List For Having A Hairy Fanny
Thank Fuck This Year Is Over. Oh And Merry Christmas
Congratulations You Made It Onto Santa's Cunt List Again This Year! Christmas
Another Christmas And You're Still A Wanker
The Only Thing You Will Pull This Year. Christmas
It Would Be A Real Christmas Miracle If You Got Laid!
I Was Going To Buy You A Christmas Present Until I Remembered You Are A Wanker
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day So We Could Get Pissed Before Lunch Without Being Judged!
Cheer Up You Grumpy Twat It's Christmas!
Gin If Your Festive Spirit... Merry Christmas
I'm Dreaming Of A Wine Christmas
I Only Have Mince Pies For You. Christmas
When I Think Of You.. I Tough My'Elf. Comical Christmas
Happy Fizzmas. As You Celebrate This Festive Season My There Be Lots Of Laughter, Joy And Bubbly. Christmas
Merry Ginmas. As You Celebrate This Festive Season My There Be Lots Of Love, Joy And G&T's. Christmas
Merry Proseccoxmas. As You Celebrate This Festive Season May It Be Full Of Love, Joy And Prosecco. Christmas
It's That Time OF Year When You Allow A Drunk, Old, Fat Bloke To Empty His Sack On Your Living Room Floor. Christmas
Christmas Is Cancelled. Apparently, You Told Santa That You Have Been Good This Year... He Died Laughing
Thought You Would Like A Christmas Card That Reads HO HO HO. It's Always Nice To Have Something Personalised With Your Name On It
When I Think About You... I Touch My'Elf. Christmas
All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked Under The Mistletoe
All I Want For Christmas Is Your Cute Butt. Merry Christmas