Love Is... Taking The Bins Out Before Being Asked
Your Bum Makes Some Really Loud Noises And Funny Smells But I Love You Anyway
I'm Keeping You Forever - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
I'm Sorry For What I Say When I'm Hungry
I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Live With You... Even Though There Are Some Days I Want To Kill You But I Wouldn't Because I Would Miss You Too Much
I'm So Glad We Got Drunk And Had Sex
Happy Blow Job Day - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
If You Are Sad About Being Alone With Valentine's Just Remember That Nobody Loves You Any Other Day Of The Fucking Year Anyway!
I Would Totally Have Sexual Relations With You
I Love You Because You Take It Up The Arse
Don't Forget Blowjobs Are Like Flowers For Men
You, Me, Wine & Lube?
I'm A Beauty On The Streets But A Beast In The Sheets. Wanna Try Me Out?
You Are Definitely One Of My Top Three Favourite People To Screw At The Moment
I'll Help You Come Even When I'm Done Because I Love You
Fuck The 14th February I Love You Every Bloody Day!
Violets Are Blue Roses Are Read Do The Housework And I'll Give You Head
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Get To That Bed So I Can Screw You
I Love You... As Much As I'd Love A Nice Blowjob
I Shaved My Minge Just For You
Your Sausage Is The Only One I Want Entering My Bun
I Know It's Love Because I Don't Mind Sleeping With You When I'm Sober
I'll Give You A Tit Wank If You Do The Dishes
Let's Shag Until Our Genitals Hurt
Don't Come Too Quickly Tonight!
I'll Suck Yours If You Lick Mine
Let's Send The Kids Off To The Grandparents... Then We Can Have Good Old Non-Interrupted Sex Like The Old Days
Let's 69 It Tonight
I'll Give You A Blowjob But Only If You Do The Housework
You Me Bedroom Now!
You Are A Twat! But You Are My Twat And I Love You x - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
I Love You More Today Than Yesterday. Yesterday You Were A Twat!
You're A Cunt But You're My Cunt And I Proper Love You - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
Love Is... Finding A Man With A Big Cock Or A Big Wallet. It's A Shame You Don't Have Either... But I Still Love You
I Ducking Love You (Damn Autocorrect)
My Penis Likes You
The Reason I'm Sending You This Valentines Card Has Nothing To Do With The Fact You Have An Enormous Cock *HONEST*
I Love You With All My Bum. I Would Say Heart But My Bum is Is Bigger - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
Couples That Fart Together Stay Together - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd