As Dads Go, I Suppose You Are Alright
Dad Thanks For Putting Up With A Spoilt, Bratty And Ungrateful Child... Like My Sibling
I Love You Dad.. Even Though You Never Bought Me A Pony
Happy Father's Day From The Kid You Inherited When You Settled Down With My Fucking Amazing Mum!
Thanks For Being Just Like A Dad!
Dad Thanks For Helping Me Keep My Shit Together For All Of These Years
If There Was A Stepdad Shop I Would Buy You
If I Could Invent A Stepdad It Would Be You
After The First Beer You Gave Me I Kept Going And I Think I Quite Like Beer Now. Cheers Dad!
My Therapist Thinks That I Should Give You A Father's Day Card
There Is So Mushroom In My Heart For A Fungi Like You
Dad Sorry For All The Grey Hares
Please Let Me Know In Advance If You Want To Invite Any Secret Love Children To Your Father's Day Meal
Dad I Must Have Cost You A Fortune Over The Years, But I Think I'm Worth It
Dad I Owe You So Much! (Can I Pay In Installments?)
I'm Sorry That You Inherited Me As A Stepchild #sorrynotsorry
Thanks Dad For Never Actually Shooting Any Of My Boyfriends
Out Of All The Balls In The World I'm Glad I Came From Yours
You Are The Best Stepdad Mum Could Have Possibly Shacked Up With
Dad, If I Could Sniff Any Bum In The World It Would Be Yours. Dog Pet
Some Dads... Fart, Burp And Are Grumpy... But Mine Is Awesome! (And Doesn't Even Smell That Much)
You Are The Best Mum I've Ever Had
I'm So Glad Mum Picked You!
Ignore What Mum Says I Actually Think You Are Alright
Happy Centre Of Attention Day. Don't Get Too Used To It!
Dad, All Your Advise Over The Years Has Been Utterly Useless But It's The Thought That Counts
Dad I Turned Out Bloody Brilliant. Cheers For That!
I'm Sorry For What I Say When I'm Hungry
You're A Twat But I Love You - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
From My Teenage Tantrums To My Adult Ones Thank You For Always Dealing With My Crap
Sorry I Was A Pain In The Arse When I Was A Teenager
Happy Birthday Dad. I Looked For A Great Present But Realised Having Me As A Child Is Present Enough For Anyone!