Mum You Are One Badass Bitch
Mum You Are Bloody Brilliant
Mum You're Fucking Awesome
Mum You're The Best Ever
Mum You Are Fucking Amazing
Mum You're The Bees Knees
Mum You're The Dog's Bollocks
Mum You Are The Fucking Best
I Know It's Not Easy Being A Mum Because If It Was Dad Would Do It! Happy Mother's Day
Sorry I Made You Fat
Congraulations Mum On Giving Birth To A Legend
Sorry I Am The Reason Wee Leaks Out Every Time You Sneeze, Cough Or Laugh
To Someone Who Doesn't Care If I Marry A Man Or A Woman As Long As I Give You Grandkids Before You Are Dead
You Are The Worst Mum Ever (Only Joking! You Are The Best!)
Isn't Like So Much More Fun Now That We Can Drink Together?
Sorry That I Am The Reason You Can No Longer Wear A Bikini
Mum We All Know That I Am Your Favourite
Mum Thanks To You I'm A Bitch
Mum Thanks For Always Checking Up On Me
Out Of All The Vaginas In The World I'm So Glad I Came Out Of Yours
Sorry If My Huge Head Ruined Your Lady Bits
A Mother's Sacrifice Is Not Giving Birth It's Giving Up Drinking For Nine Whole Months. For This... I Thank You
Dear Mum Thanks For Not Feeding Me To A Shark Or Selling Me To The Circus
If At Anytime You Worry If You Were A Good Mum Just Remember That At Least I Didn't Turn Out Like Any Of My Sibblings
Mum, Are You Looking At My Younger Sibling And Wishing You Had Stopped At Me?
If I Won The Lottery, I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home Ever For You. No Matter How Far Away It Is From Me
Mum, If I Could Sniff Any Bum In The World It Would Be Yours. Dog Pet
My Therapist Thinks That I Should Give You A Mother's Day Card
Thanks Yo Me, You Pee Everytime You Sneeze
I Promise To Move Out Eventually. Leaving. Leavers.
I Like You So Much More Now That I Don't Have To Live With You
Happy Mother's Day. You'll Be Pleased To Know That My Kids Are A Pain In The Arse, Just Like I Was!
Have I Told You Lately They You Are My Favourite Mum? I'm Not Saying This Because I Need Some Money... But Since We Are On The Subject Would You Mind Lending Me Some?
Sorry About Being A Little Shit When I Was Younger. Thankfully You Only Know About A Few OF The Things I Got Up To!
Thank You For THe Womb & Board
I'm Sorry My Gigantic Head Ruined Your Vagina
Out Of All The Evil Stepmothers In The World I'm Glad I Got You
Thanks For Being MAD (Mum & Dad)
You're Not Just A Mum, You're Also My Best Friend
I'm Sorry That You Inherited Me As A Stepchild #sorrynotsorry