Happy Birthday Sorry I Cannot Be With You ~ Corona
Funnier Birthday Card But You'd Piss Yourself And Waste Loo Roll ~ Corona
Great Friends Are Harder To Find Than Bog Roll ~ Corona
Get You A Really Nice Birthday Card But Everywhere Is Shut ~ Corona
Better Birthday Card But I Spent All My Money On Loo Roll ~ Corona
Happy Isolated Birthday ~ Corona
Happy April 2020 Birthday. The Worst Birthday Ever ~ Corona
I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Gift But I've Spent All My Money On Loo Roll ~ Corona
Something Amazing & Sexy But I'm Not Allowed Out ~ Corona
I Put My Phone Down To Write In This Card
Happy Birthday With Love From Your Fur-Baby
Love & Licks On Your Birthday
I've Left Your Birthday Peesent In The Litter Tray ~ Cat Pet Animal
I've Left Your Birthday Present In The Garden ~ Dog Pet Animal
Spent All My Money On Hand Sanitiser & Loo Roll ~ Corona
Congratulations On Being So Old Your Fanny No Longer Bleeds
Sending You Some Positive Vibes
Strong Women
Happy January Birthday
I Like That Your Birthday Is In January
Combined Birthday & Christmas Card
Reward For Surviving Another Year Without Dying
You Might Be A Dickhead But You Are My Dickhead - Yellow Blossom Designs Ltd
Happy Birthday Get Your Penis Ready
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Magical As My Vagina
Happy Birthday To You And Your Hairy Minge
Happy Birthday To You And Your Mini Willy
Best Friend
On This Day A King Was Born
Put Up With Your Snoring
Above Ground And Still Around
Fuck You And Your Birthday
September Birthday
Mucking Farvellous Birthday
I'm Not Saying You Are Old...
Puts Up With Your Farts
Selfie Birthday Card
Another Year Older But Still As Fit As Fuck
Your Body Is Like A Temple
To Someone Who Loves Cucumbers In Her Fanny