Happy Fucking Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday Cunty Bollocks
Dry Vag And Grey Pubes
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Piece Of Folded Card
30 40 50 60 70 Do You Feel Like An Adult?
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast
Love Unicorns
Another Year Closer To Smelling Of Wee
Shave Your Hairy Flaps It's Your Birthday
Another Year Wider - No Wiser
Happy Birthday To My Best Friend
Wake Me If You Get Horny
Being Your Child Is Gift Enough Happy Birthday
Age Is Merely The Number Of Years
You Should Never Trust A Fart At Your Age
Happy Birthday From The Cat
Blow Me It's Your Birthday
Only Fabulous Bitches Are Born In September
Only Ugly Fuckers Are Born In September
Let's Drink Wine, Eat Shit And Discuss How Skinny We're Going To Be
Gin Queen
Happy Birthday ~ Three Things Happen Your Memory Goes
30th Birthday ~ You Are Just An 18 Year Old With 12 Years Experience
30 Years Old
Prettiest Funniest Sexiest Classiest Bitch I Know.. Other Than Myself Of Course
You'll Soon Be Tripping On Your Own Balls
Happy Birthday Send You Something Amazing And Sexy ~ Take The Stamp Of My Arse And Get Our Of The Postbox
To My Best Friend Happy Fucking Birthday You Sexy Bitch
Happy Birthday Dad Thanks For Wiping My Bum And Stuff
Happy Birthday Dick Head
Funny Birthday Card But At Your Age There Is A Chance You Would Piss Yourself
Have A Turtley Perfect Birthday
Stepdad Thank You For Treating Me Like Your Own Annoying Little Human
As It's Your Birthday I'm Going To Show You My Tits
I'll Lick You Until You Cream ~ Rude Naughty Dirty
You Make My Fanny Flutter
You Make My Knob Throb
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits
Happy Birthday Saggy Balls
With Old Age Comes Wisdom And Sagy Tits